Random Blurbs #10 and #11
#10 Why is it, women with normal size boobs can wear cleavage-bearing clothes and it’s fine – it looks completely tasteful – no matter how much they’re showing. But when a large-breasted woman wears something slightly cleavage-bearing, it looks and comes across completely trampy? What’s up with that!? (Yeah, I had to go clothes shopping last night. Not so happy about it.)
#11 Sleeping with a toddler is terrifying and painful. (Terrifying because it’s painful)